DR SUESS THE LORAX
At the far end of
town
where the
Grickle-grass grows
and the wind smells
slow-and-sour when it blows
and no birds ever
sing excepting old crows...
is the Street of the
Lifted Lorax.
And deep in the
Grickle-grass, some people say,
if you look deep
enough you can still see, today,
where the Lorax once
stood
just as long as it
could
before somebody
lifted the Lorax away.
What was the Lorax?
And why was it there?
And why was it lifted
and taken somewhere
from the far end of
town where the Grickle-grass grows?
The old Once-ler
still lives here.
Ask him. He knows.
You won't see the
Once-ler.
Don't knock at his
door.
He stays in his
Lerkim on top of his store.
He lurks in his
Lerkim, cold under the roof,
where he makes his
own clothes
out of miff-muffered
moof.
And on special dank
midnights in August,
he peeks
out of the shutters
and sometimes he
speaks
and tells how the
Lorax was lifted away.
He'll tell you,
perhaps...
if you're willing to
pay.
On the end of a rope
he lets down a tin
pail
and you have to toss
in fifteen cents
and a nail
and the shell of a
great-great-great-
grandfather snail.
Then he pulls up the
pail,
makes a most careful
count
to see if you've paid
him
the proper amount.
Then he hides what
you paid him
away in his Snuvv,
his secret strange
hole
in his gruvvulous
glove.
Then he grunts,
"I will call you by Whisper-ma-Phone,
for the secrets I
tell you are for your ears alone."
SLUPP!
Down slupps the
Whisper-ma-Phone to your ear
and the old
Once-ler's whispers are not very clear,
since they have to
come down
through a snergelly
hose,
and he sounds
as if he had
smallish bees up his
nose.
"Now I'll tell
you,"he says, with his teeth sounding gray,
"how the Lorax
got lifted and taken away...
It all started way
back...
such a long, long
time back...
Way back in the days
when the grass was still green
and the pond was
still wet
and the clouds were
still clean,
and the song of the
Swomee-Swans rang out in space...
one morning, I came
to this glorious place.
And I first saw the
trees!
The Truffula Trees!
The bright-colored
tufts of the Truffula Trees!
Mile after mile in
the fresh morning breeze.
And, under the trees,
I saw Brown Bar-ba-loots
frisking about in
their Bar-ba-loot suits
as they played in the
shade and ate Truffula fruits.
From the rippulous
pond
came the comfortable
sound
of the Humming-Fish
humming
while splashing
around.
But those trees!
Those trees!
Those Truffula Trees!
All my life I'd been
searching
for trees such as
these.
The touch of their
tufts
was much softer than
silk.
And they had the
sweet smell
of fresh butterfly
milk.
I felt a great
leaping
of joy in my heart.
I knew just what I'd
do!
I unloaded my cart.
In no time at all, I
had built a small shop.
Then I chopped down a
Truffula Tree with one chop.
And with great
skillful skill and with great speedy speed,
I took the soft tuft,
and I knitted a Thneed!
The instant I'd
finished, I heard a ga-Zump!
I looked.
I saw something pop
out of the stump
of the tree I'd
chopped down. It was sort of a man.
Describe him?...
That's hard. I don't know if I can.
He was shortish. And
oldish.
And brownish. And
mossy.
And he spoke with a
voice
that was sharpish and
bossy.
"Mister!"
he said with a sawdusty sneeze,
"I am the Lorax.
I speak for the trees.
I speak for the trees,
for the trees have no tongues.
And I'm asking you,
sir, at the top if my lungs"-
he was very upset as
he shouted and puffed-
"What's that
THING you've made out of my Truffula tuft?"
"Look,
Lorax," I said."There's no cause for alarm.
I chopped just one
tree. I am doing no harm.
I'm being quite
useful. This thing is a Thneed.
A Thneed's a
Fine-Something-That-All-People-Need!
It's a shirt. It's a
sock. It's a glove, It's a hat.
But it has other
uses. Yes, far beyond that.
You can use it for
carpets. For pillows! For sheets!
Or curtains! Or
covers for bicycle seats!"
The Lorax said,
"Sir! You are
crazy with greed.
There is no one on
earth
who would buy that
fool Thneed!"
But the very next
minute I proved he was wrong.
For, just at that
minute, a chap came along,
and he thought the
Thneed I had knitted was great.
He happily bought it
for three ninety-eight
I laughed at the
Lorax, "You poor stupid guy!
You never can tell
what some people will buy."
"I repeat,"
cried the Lorax,
"I speak for the
trees!"
"I'm busy,"
I told him.
"Shut up, if you
please."
I rushed 'cross the
room, and in no time at all,
built a radio-phone.
I put in a quick call.
I called all my
brothers and uncles and aunts
and I said,
"Listen here! Here's a wonderful chance
for the whole
Once-ler Family to get mighty rich!
Get over here fast!
Take the road to North Nitch.
Turn left at
Weehawken. Sharp right at South Stitch."
And, in no time at
all,
in the factory I
built,
the whole Once-ler
Family
was working full
tilt.
We were all knitting
Thneeds
just as busy as bees,
to the sound of the
chopping
of Truffula Trees.
Then...
Oh! Baby! Oh!
How my business did
grow!
Now, chopping one
tree
at a time
was too slow.
So I quickly invented
my Super-Axe-Hacker
which whacked off
four Truffula Trees at one smacker.
We were making
Thneeds
four times as fast as
before!
And that Lorax?...
He didn't show up any
more.
But the next week
he knocked
on my new office
door.
He snapped, "I
am the Lorax who speaks for the trees
which you seem to be
chopping as fast as you please.
But I'm also in
charge of the Brown Bar-ba-loots
who played in the
shade in their Bar-ba-loot suits
and happily lived,
eating Truffula Fruits.
"NOW... thanks
to your hacking my trees to the ground,
there's not enought
Truffula Fruit to go 'round.
And my poor
Bar-ba-loots are all getting the crummies
because they have
gas, and no food, in their tummies!
"They loved
living here. But I can't let them stay.
They'll have to find
food. And I hope that they may.
Good luck,
boys," he cried. And he sent them away.
I, the old Once-ler,
felt sad
as I watched them all
go.
BUT...
business is business!
And business must
grow
regardless of
crummies in tummies, you know.
I meant no harm. I
most truly did not.
But I had to grow
bigger.So bigger I got.
I biggered my
factory. I biggered my roads.
I biggered my wagons.
I biggered the loads
of the Thneeds I
shipped out. I was shipping them forth
to the South! To the
East! To the West! To the North!
I went right on biggering...
selling more Thneeds.
And I biggered my
money, which everyone needs.
Then again he came
back! I was fixing some pipes
when that
old-nuisance Lorax came back with more gripes.
"I am the
Lorax," he coughed and he whiffed.
He sneezed and he
snuffled. He snarggled. He sniffed.
"Once-ler!"
he cried with a cruffulous croak.
"Once-ler!
You're making such smogulous smoke!
My poor
Swomee-Swans... why, they can't sing a note!
No one can sing who
has smog in his throat.
"And so,"
said the Lorax,
"-please pardon
my cough-
they cannot live
here.
So I'm sending them
off.
"Where will they
go?...
I don't hopefully
know.
They may have to fly
for a month... or a year...
To escape from the
smog you've smogged up around here.
"What's
more," snapped the Lorax. (His dander was up.)
"Let me say a
few words about Gluppity-Glupp.
Your machine chugs
on, day and night without stop
making
Gluppity-Glupp. Also Schloppity-Schlopp.
And what do you do
with this leftover goo?...
I'll show you. You
dirty old Once-ler man, you!
"You're glumping
the pond where the Humming-Fish hummed!
No more can they hum,
for their gills are all gummed.
So I'm sending them
off. Oh, their future is dreary.
They'll walk on their
fins and get woefully weary
in search of some
water that isn't so smeary."
And then I got mad.
I got terribly mad.
I yelled at the
Lorax, "Now listen here, Dad!
All you do is yap-yap
and say, 'Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!'
Well, I have my
rights, sir, and I'm telling you
I intend to go on
doing just what I do!
And, for your
information, you Lorax, I'm figgering
On biggering
and BIGGERING
BIGGERING
and
BIGGERING,
and
turning MORE Truffula
Trees into Thneeds
which everyone,
EVERYONE, EVERYONE needs!"
And at that very
moment, we heard a loud whack!
From outside in the
fields came a sickening smack
of an axe on a tree.
Then we heard the tree fall.
The very last
Truffula Tree of them all!
No more trees. No
more Thneeds. No more work to be done.
So, in no time, my
uncles and aunts, every one,
all waved me
good-bye. They jumped into my cars
and drove away under
the smoke-smuggered stars.
Now all that was left
'neath the bad smelling-sky
was my big empty
factory...
the Lorax...
and I.
The Lorax said
nothing. Just gave me a glance...
just gave me a very
sad, sad backward glance...
as he lifted himself
by the seat of his pants.
And I'll never forget
the grim look on his face
when he heisted
himself and took leave of this place,
through a hole in the
smog, without leaving a trace.
And all that the
Lorax left here in this mess
was a small pile of
rocks, with one word...
"UNLESS."
Whatever that meant,
well, I just couldn't guess.
That was long, long
ago.
But each day since
that day
I've sat here and
worried
and worried away.
Through the years,
while my buildings
have fallen apart,
I've worried about it
with all of my heart.
"But now,"
says the Once-ler,
"Now that you're
here,
the word of the Lorax
seems perfectly clear.
UNLESS someone like
you
cares a whole awful
lot,
nothing is going to
get better.
It's not.
"SO...
Catch!" calls
the Once-ler.
He lets something
fall.
"It's a Truffula
Seed.
It's the last one of
all!
You're in charge of
the last of the Truffula Seeds.
And Truffula Trees
are what everyone needs.
Plant a new
Truffula.Treat it with care.
Give it clean water.
And feed it fresh air.
Grow a forest.
Protect it from axes that hack.
Then the Lorax
and all of his
friends
may come back."
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